Beware your blogging, while you still have your wits about you!

Think about it: Blogs are gonna fuck your future up, no lie.

Remember the Clarence Thomas hearings? Remember Anita Hill? Well, that was all just testimonial evidence, hearsay if you will.

Remember Nixon? How he taped all his phone calls? What a dumb ass. That shit brought him down, right quick.

Well guess what, blog person? You're no swifter than Nixon. All that shit you are admitting to when writing your diary blog is gonna be used against you in the future. It's all traceable back to you with almost no uncertainty. I don't care that your blog name is "Gramsci's Tailor" or "Sweet Little Spoiled Peachtree"- your fingerprints are all over it.

More importantly, all those emails you sent, bitching about your mother, using the N-word as a goof, that's coming back to you too.

Remember those AOL IM 'convos' where you asked that guy if he's uncut? You might have as well sent a CC of it to Time Magazine.

You're going down, fool. Hubris or no hubris- your days are numbered.